I wrote two yesterday.
I thought you would like to take a look, but as soon as anyone realizes I've put up a new news post, they are going to ignore it.

"This Is a Joke"
Honestly, it is, but you have to be somewhere beyond to get it.

"Unicorn Rape"
If there was actually any unicorns being raped in this poem, you wouldn't be reading it. Maybe it's the sound a unicorn makes while being raped...