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psuedojesus
Writer, Lover, Sadomasochist, and Professional Drinker.

Age 35, Male

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Posted by psuedojesus - October 20th, 2011


Alright, so keeping up with the new rotation rules (if anyone has noticed or paid attention, which I hope you do).

Another old/new poem, so to speak, for your trolling pleasure. Please, give it a sniff. It's probably dead.

"Here in This Soul"


Posted by psuedojesus - October 15th, 2011


I have a new video up on Youtube. Please feel free to go watch me make a fool of myself.

"Woman In a Black Dress"

Thank you.


Posted by psuedojesus - September 30th, 2011


Yes, I wrote a book.

It's a collection of my poetry, and includes a short story on the end for good measure for you fiction-loving freaks.

Chaos of the Ideas

It's available for purchase (currently) on Lulu.com, as the link will lead you.


Posted by psuedojesus - September 16th, 2011


I've had some people read this piece, and tell me it is reminiscent of a Blue Oyster Cult song...

Kind of thin if you ask me.

"Woman In a Black Dress"

Personally, I like it. It's an upbeat piece, sort of, and if you don't read it, well then maybe you are already too illiterate to appreciation anything intelligent.


Posted by psuedojesus - August 30th, 2011


So, two new poems.
Both are about people you probably don't know, but you could know someone like them, and if you do know who I'm talking about, please tell them I've written a poem about them.

"HardAss"

At one point I may explain about this one, but this person is supposed to be pretty close to me.

"Look At You, Taking the Attention"

A friend of mine with some attention whore issues, sort of.

Please share these, and I've finally had to ban somebody for heckling, so don't do that.


Posted by psuedojesus - August 29th, 2011


I figured I could create a post every so often, and allow all of you a chance to read a few at once, instead of one at a time, and by all of you, I mean the three people that read this regularly.

Untitled #13

You'll like it, or you'll heckle it.

"What's It Like When People Listen To Themselves?"

This poem actually has a theme that others can relate to on a normal level, if you can interpret that theme out.

"All In Black"

I wrote a post on my Facebook stating that I was going to write poems about people I know, and see if and how they react. This is the first one of those, and I will be writing more.

So if you find yourself bored, read these, make fun of me for writing poetry, then shoot yourself in the head, because none of us honestly has a life.


Posted by psuedojesus - August 19th, 2011


Yes, the title is for you zen masters out there to try and figure out. I honestly think it's an appropriate moniker for this particular piece of work.

"If This Poem Had a Better Title, Would You Be More Inclined To Read It?"

So, answer the question, and then read it; it might surprise you?

Note: A new blog entry is posted.

MHS Blog


Posted by psuedojesus - August 18th, 2011


So I wrote this poem last night, for all you goths, emos, or, my personal favorite, dpunks.
(I doubt anyone is a dpunk.)

"Death Is the Only Lover"

Simply a poem about the world watching as you fall... terrible, isn't it?


Posted by psuedojesus - August 17th, 2011


Untitled #12

It's a poem for all you people who well... tonight, when you can't sleep, you'll read it. Or if you have no one to sleep with. Or nowhere to sleep. Or are trapped inside the stomach of a giant moose.

Okay, I know; being unable to sleep is a little far fetched.


Posted by psuedojesus - August 16th, 2011


Um... so yeah.
A new poem.

"This Poem Will Never Be Remembered Because the Poet Won't Be"

I posted the link on my Facebook, and got some interesting comments, but I doubt anyone who looks at this post will read it and think the same way.

It should be noted that the title is not a challenge to read it. Honestly. It's just a reference to the rest of my work.